I'm Tired of...

Things I’m tired of hearing about

1. Gas prices/oil shortages. It’s price gouging, okay? That’s all it is. Quit making a fortune off of us working stiffs. Oh, and if I want to drive a gas-guzzling SUV, who the %&* are you to tell me that it is wrong? You don’t know me. You don’t know why I drive a big car. Get off my back about it. Besides, I get about 20 mpg in my Expedition, so nyah nyah.

2. Illegal immigrant rights. Um, illegal? Doesn’t that say it all? Do it legally and we’ll give you all the rights you could wish for. Oh, and if you don’t like it, try getting some of those rights back home. See how that works for ya.

3. George Bush is an idiot. Maybe he’s not perfect, but everything that happens in the world can’t be his fault. But he is the President of the United States, so show him some respect.

4. Paris Hilton. Who cares? Whatever it is about her, who gives a rip? And honestly, get a real dog. Sheesh.

5. Anything to do with Tom Cruise. Who. Cares.

6. The Middle East. You really need to get over yourselves, quit bickering, and play nice. If you can’t do that, just go blow yourself up somewhere where you won’t bother anyone else. You big bullies.

7. America / Americans suck. So go home then. Good luck with that.

8. Reality Shows. Um, they aren’t real, people. They are scripted and staged. They are also boring and stupid.

9. Murders, fires, rapes, and assaults on the news every night. Get over yourselves, quit bickering and play nice. And if you want to kill yourself, don’t destroy anyone else’s life because you are screwed up. Oh, P.S. Suicide by nail gun is a bad idea.

10. Brokeback Mountain. Ewww.