Thursday, December 27, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Merry Christmas?
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
A Christmas Quiz
Deb had this on her site the other day. She seemed to think I wouldn't respond to it because it is Christmas themed. Just to prove her wrong, I did it. Feel free to send me your answers!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Gift bags every time.
2. Real tree or Artificial?
I like real ones, but artificial are so much more practical.
3. When do you put up the tree?
Haven't put up a tree in about 3 years. But if I did put it up it would be the first Sunday in December.
4. When do you take the tree down?
Before New Year's Day.
5. Do you like egg nog?
Yeah, baby!
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
My Friend Mandy doll.
7. Do you have a nativity scene?
No
8. Hardest person to buy for?
Greg's dad.
9. Easiest to buy for.
Mom
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
I'm all about email, but I'm not sure that is socially acceptable yet.
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
White Christmas and Miracle on 34th Stree.
13. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
Who hasn't?
14. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Yes.
15. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Colored
16. Favorite Christmas song?
Snoopy & the Red Baron. I remember staying at my grandma's house and listening to my uncle's record of this. I loved that. I finally bought the CD for myself last year.
17. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Stay home, please.
18. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeers?
Sleepy, Dopey, Doc...
19. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Christmas morning.
20. Most annoying thing about this time of year?
Stores that put up Christmas decorations before Halloween is over. I think I might have mentioned this in a previous blog. :-)
21. Favorite ornament theme or color?
No particular favorite.
22. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
It's all good!
23. What do you want for Christmas this year?
I know I'm not getting anything, but if there really was a Santa Claus, I'd ask for an I-pod.
24. Who is most likely to respond to this?
Leah.
25. Who is least likely to respond to this?
Michele.
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Gift bags every time.
2. Real tree or Artificial?
I like real ones, but artificial are so much more practical.
3. When do you put up the tree?
Haven't put up a tree in about 3 years. But if I did put it up it would be the first Sunday in December.
4. When do you take the tree down?
Before New Year's Day.
5. Do you like egg nog?
Yeah, baby!
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
My Friend Mandy doll.
7. Do you have a nativity scene?
No
8. Hardest person to buy for?
Greg's dad.
9. Easiest to buy for.
Mom
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
I'm all about email, but I'm not sure that is socially acceptable yet.
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
White Christmas and Miracle on 34th Stree.
13. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
Who hasn't?
14. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Yes.
15. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Colored
16. Favorite Christmas song?
Snoopy & the Red Baron. I remember staying at my grandma's house and listening to my uncle's record of this. I loved that. I finally bought the CD for myself last year.
17. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Stay home, please.
18. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeers?
Sleepy, Dopey, Doc...
19. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Christmas morning.
20. Most annoying thing about this time of year?
Stores that put up Christmas decorations before Halloween is over. I think I might have mentioned this in a previous blog. :-)
21. Favorite ornament theme or color?
No particular favorite.
22. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
It's all good!
23. What do you want for Christmas this year?
I know I'm not getting anything, but if there really was a Santa Claus, I'd ask for an I-pod.
24. Who is most likely to respond to this?
Leah.
25. Who is least likely to respond to this?
Michele.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
What's That On Your Head?
A WIG!
Man, I love the B52's. I love it even more when I can use a song title to introduce a blog post.
In an effort to keep all my readers up to date with the latest fashions, I give you Kitty Wigs! You guys have to check this out. Seriously.
This is a quote from one of the descriptions:
Um, okay.
You guys HAVE to comment on this one. Seriously. Tell me what you think and which ones you are ordering for your cats. I think Zinger would look smashing in the Electric Blue that
Zingy must ALWAYS be copacetic.
Oh. My. God. Check out this link for more fun and frivolity. What is your favorite look? I can't decide between Princess Yoshi and Wonder Yoshi. Vote now!
Man, I love the B52's. I love it even more when I can use a song title to introduce a blog post.
In an effort to keep all my readers up to date with the latest fashions, I give you Kitty Wigs! You guys have to check this out. Seriously.
This is a quote from one of the descriptions:
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.
Um, okay.
You guys HAVE to comment on this one. Seriously. Tell me what you think and which ones you are ordering for your cats. I think Zinger would look smashing in the Electric Blue that
...gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic.
Zingy must ALWAYS be copacetic.
Oh. My. God. Check out this link for more fun and frivolity. What is your favorite look? I can't decide between Princess Yoshi and Wonder Yoshi. Vote now!
Wild Weather!
We have had some wild weather the last couple of days. Friday it rained all day and was really cold. We had a few snowflakes make an appearance, but they were mixed with the rain and nothing came of it.
Saturday was supposed to be the interesting weather day. They were predicting snow, and to hear the weather people talk about it, we should have expected 10 feet. Just a wee bit over enthusiastic. Saturday morning I woke up to the occasional snowflake. It gradually increased and we got just enough snow to cover the grass for a few minutes, but then it warmed up and melted away. Sigh. Snow is so pretty. I was really looking forward to a good storm. It did rain pretty good all day, so that was at least something.
Sunday our weather people were telling us we were going to get hurricane force winds and rain. I love a good rain storm, so I was looking forward to this one too. But noooooo. The weatherman lied AGAIN! The coast had the storm, but all the interesting stuff was gone before it got to the Portland area. Bay City got gusts up to 129 miles per hour. That’s a category 3 hurricane anywhere else. In the Northwest, apparently it is just a lot of wind. Whatever.
So all we got was a few snowflakes and a lot of rain. I’m so disappointed.
One other thing of note happened with this storm. The largest sitka spruce in the United States, which just happens to be on the way to Seaside, blew down. They estimate it is over 700 years old and was 17 feet in circumference. Boo hoo. And there was a new letterbox there I haven't gotten yet too. I hope we can still get to it! Notice I have my priorities straight.
Saturday was supposed to be the interesting weather day. They were predicting snow, and to hear the weather people talk about it, we should have expected 10 feet. Just a wee bit over enthusiastic. Saturday morning I woke up to the occasional snowflake. It gradually increased and we got just enough snow to cover the grass for a few minutes, but then it warmed up and melted away. Sigh. Snow is so pretty. I was really looking forward to a good storm. It did rain pretty good all day, so that was at least something.
Sunday our weather people were telling us we were going to get hurricane force winds and rain. I love a good rain storm, so I was looking forward to this one too. But noooooo. The weatherman lied AGAIN! The coast had the storm, but all the interesting stuff was gone before it got to the Portland area. Bay City got gusts up to 129 miles per hour. That’s a category 3 hurricane anywhere else. In the Northwest, apparently it is just a lot of wind. Whatever.
So all we got was a few snowflakes and a lot of rain. I’m so disappointed.
One other thing of note happened with this storm. The largest sitka spruce in the United States, which just happens to be on the way to Seaside, blew down. They estimate it is over 700 years old and was 17 feet in circumference. Boo hoo. And there was a new letterbox there I haven't gotten yet too. I hope we can still get to it! Notice I have my priorities straight.
Holiday Eating Tips
My friend Michele sent me this. I thought I would share with everyone since it made me laugh out loud. Enjoy!
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat step #3.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello!?!?!?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
Have a great holiday season!
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat step #3.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello!?!?!?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'
Have a great holiday season!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Never Forget. Never Forgive.
Did you see that they are making Sweeny Todd into a movie? With Johnny Depp as Sweeny? It looks pretty good.
Everyone that reads this must click here and sign up to win a screening for you and 10 of your friends. And if you win, you have to invite me. I just hope they aren't going to mess with it like they did with Phantom when they made it in to a movie, although looking at the trailer, I think they have.
Now, Sweeny Todd has been one of my favorite musicals for a long, long time. Who can resist a musical that has rape, murder, revenge, cannibalism, prostitution, hatred, and incest? I mean, isn't that what musicals are all about? I love that they are saying "This Christmas" on the ads, like it's a nice, fluffy Christmas movie. Um, guys? It's a movie about a serial killer? How is that Christmas-y? Well, actually, maybe it really is a good movie to put out now with all the family get togethers that happen this time of year.
My theater buddy, Julie, and I went to see this at Lakewood Theater a few years ago. This was back before they remodled the theater and you could sit on the same level as the actors. There is nothing like having 20 evil looking actors in rags singing right at you to make you feel like you are a part of things. I think that is my favorite production I've seen there in all the years we've been going. It was so powerful.
And Alan Rickman is going to be Beatle Bailey. I wonder who else is in it? And who is doing the singing? Hmm. Better go check.
Well, when you win the screening, call me to set up a time!!
Everyone that reads this must click here and sign up to win a screening for you and 10 of your friends. And if you win, you have to invite me. I just hope they aren't going to mess with it like they did with Phantom when they made it in to a movie, although looking at the trailer, I think they have.
Now, Sweeny Todd has been one of my favorite musicals for a long, long time. Who can resist a musical that has rape, murder, revenge, cannibalism, prostitution, hatred, and incest? I mean, isn't that what musicals are all about? I love that they are saying "This Christmas" on the ads, like it's a nice, fluffy Christmas movie. Um, guys? It's a movie about a serial killer? How is that Christmas-y? Well, actually, maybe it really is a good movie to put out now with all the family get togethers that happen this time of year.
My theater buddy, Julie, and I went to see this at Lakewood Theater a few years ago. This was back before they remodled the theater and you could sit on the same level as the actors. There is nothing like having 20 evil looking actors in rags singing right at you to make you feel like you are a part of things. I think that is my favorite production I've seen there in all the years we've been going. It was so powerful.
And Alan Rickman is going to be Beatle Bailey. I wonder who else is in it? And who is doing the singing? Hmm. Better go check.
Well, when you win the screening, call me to set up a time!!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Thanksgiving is Over
It's amazing to me how fast the days go anymore. Here it is the end of Thanksgiving weekend. How the heck did it get to be the end of November? Wasn't it just June? I swear it was just June.
So I don't really have much to say, but wanted to post something so people don't accuse me of not keeping up my blog.
So I don't really have much to say, but wanted to post something so people don't accuse me of not keeping up my blog.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving!
Greg and I had a nice quiet Thanksgiving at home with the kids. A lot different than last year's Turkey Day, I can tell you!
So how was your Thanksgiving?
All right. You may now prepare for Christmas in any way you like. Christmas carols, decorating, shopping, holiday parties...whatever you want. Go wild!
So how was your Thanksgiving?
All right. You may now prepare for Christmas in any way you like. Christmas carols, decorating, shopping, holiday parties...whatever you want. Go wild!
Monday, November 19, 2007
I HATE Traffic!
This is my usual route home:
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This is how I went friday:
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Believe it or not, the way I went home Friday was quicker than my usual route because of some stupid accident on the bridge. My trip hom took about an hour and a half. My friend Claire, who left work in Gresham at 2:45, got home at 5:45 and she just lives a few miles from me.
Ick. Traffic SUCKS!
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This is how I went friday:
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Believe it or not, the way I went home Friday was quicker than my usual route because of some stupid accident on the bridge. My trip hom took about an hour and a half. My friend Claire, who left work in Gresham at 2:45, got home at 5:45 and she just lives a few miles from me.
Ick. Traffic SUCKS!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
I Am the Walrus...goo goo g'joob
You should go look at my friends’ blogs. Michele has updated hers with a bunch of pages she completed while we were at the beach. They are AMAZING!
Diane has updated hers with a couple more of her school projects. And she included this handy test.
I am a walrus. Lucky me. Basically it says I’m roly-poly (ie Big and FAT), sensitive, cantankerous & aggressive. Basically, I’m Wilford Brimley. If nothing else that should be an incentive to loose some weight, shouldn’t it?
Here’s what it says about me:
Walrus
Genera and species: Odobenus rosmarus
Collective Term: A suet of walrus
Description
These superficially benign individuals are usually easy to recognize. When you think of walruses, think of those large people sunning their perfectly rounded bellies at the beach. Or just think of Wilford Brimley. Either way, the walrus is that ruddy uncle at the family reunion, who dispenses charm and off-color jokes like donuts.
Aah donuts! Walruses have an unrelenting sweet tooth and a weakness for home cooking, and though they might seem comfortable with their roly-poly physiques -- one shouldn't overdo the teasing. Underneath that thick skin is a surprisingly sensitive spirit. But still, it's difficult to embarrass a walrus. Nothing in life is taken so seriously that it cannot be laughed at. Its infectious love for life contaminates everyone who has unprotected encounters with this hearty beast.
Walruses are not to be trifled with however, and as good-natured as they appear, they can be cantankerous and aggressive when slighted. Mostly however, their bark is worse than their bite and their big-hearted natures soon reassert themselves.
Although it is accustomed to large groups of people, the walrus is self-contained and respects the privacy of others. It is happiest when surrounded by the comforts of home and feels little need to travel far afield. For all their carefree mannerisms, walruses are dependable and forthright, and people are attracted to their consistent and predictable personalities. A walrus friend can always be counted on to dish out a loan or lend a hand.
Walruses don't shower their lovers with gifts, but communicate their feelings with demonstrative hugs and sloppy kisses instead. Their biggest asset is their hearty laugh; a generous, deep-bellied guffaw that can disarm even the most cynical, and with such an engaging disposition it's easy to see why walruses are so effective in their social lives. In the bedroom, the assessment is not quite so encouraging. With their belief that affection can substitute for physical contact, they tend to be lazy and indifferent to their partners' sexual needs.
Walruses not natural communicators and prefer to let their actions speak for themselves. But when pushed to disclose their feelings, they will reveal the naked truth. When they've achieved closeness with that special someone, they throw open the hatches and reveal a genuinely loving soul.
Careers and Hobbies
Food inspector
Store manager
Government worker
Actor
Watching TV
Babysitting
Dinner parties
Playing cards
Famous Walruses
Drew Carey, Roseanne Barr, Wilford Brimley, Boris Yeltsin
Look at these careers and hobbies. Who says babysitting is a hobby? Sheesh…more like a torture device.
But if I say I’m merely “above average size” rather than “extra large” on the test I become either a gorilla or a bison or possibly a walrus. Great, I throw poop or am big, lumbering and stupid with a shaggy coat. Obviously I have walrus tendencies.
So what are you?
Diane has updated hers with a couple more of her school projects. And she included this handy test.
I am a walrus. Lucky me. Basically it says I’m roly-poly (ie Big and FAT), sensitive, cantankerous & aggressive. Basically, I’m Wilford Brimley. If nothing else that should be an incentive to loose some weight, shouldn’t it?
Here’s what it says about me:
Walrus
Genera and species: Odobenus rosmarus
Collective Term: A suet of walrus
Description
These superficially benign individuals are usually easy to recognize. When you think of walruses, think of those large people sunning their perfectly rounded bellies at the beach. Or just think of Wilford Brimley. Either way, the walrus is that ruddy uncle at the family reunion, who dispenses charm and off-color jokes like donuts.
Aah donuts! Walruses have an unrelenting sweet tooth and a weakness for home cooking, and though they might seem comfortable with their roly-poly physiques -- one shouldn't overdo the teasing. Underneath that thick skin is a surprisingly sensitive spirit. But still, it's difficult to embarrass a walrus. Nothing in life is taken so seriously that it cannot be laughed at. Its infectious love for life contaminates everyone who has unprotected encounters with this hearty beast.
Walruses are not to be trifled with however, and as good-natured as they appear, they can be cantankerous and aggressive when slighted. Mostly however, their bark is worse than their bite and their big-hearted natures soon reassert themselves.
Although it is accustomed to large groups of people, the walrus is self-contained and respects the privacy of others. It is happiest when surrounded by the comforts of home and feels little need to travel far afield. For all their carefree mannerisms, walruses are dependable and forthright, and people are attracted to their consistent and predictable personalities. A walrus friend can always be counted on to dish out a loan or lend a hand.
Walruses don't shower their lovers with gifts, but communicate their feelings with demonstrative hugs and sloppy kisses instead. Their biggest asset is their hearty laugh; a generous, deep-bellied guffaw that can disarm even the most cynical, and with such an engaging disposition it's easy to see why walruses are so effective in their social lives. In the bedroom, the assessment is not quite so encouraging. With their belief that affection can substitute for physical contact, they tend to be lazy and indifferent to their partners' sexual needs.
Walruses not natural communicators and prefer to let their actions speak for themselves. But when pushed to disclose their feelings, they will reveal the naked truth. When they've achieved closeness with that special someone, they throw open the hatches and reveal a genuinely loving soul.
Careers and Hobbies
Food inspector
Store manager
Government worker
Actor
Watching TV
Babysitting
Dinner parties
Playing cards
Famous Walruses
Drew Carey, Roseanne Barr, Wilford Brimley, Boris Yeltsin
Look at these careers and hobbies. Who says babysitting is a hobby? Sheesh…more like a torture device.
But if I say I’m merely “above average size” rather than “extra large” on the test I become either a gorilla or a bison or possibly a walrus. Great, I throw poop or am big, lumbering and stupid with a shaggy coat. Obviously I have walrus tendencies.
So what are you?
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Asinine Laws
I was looking up why Oregon has the self-service gasoline ban today and ran across this funny web site. I never did find the reason for the “you can’t pump your own gas” law, but I did find some funny laws. I love these kinds of asinine laws. I pulled out a few of my favorites for you:
Acworth, Georgia
All citizens must own a rake.
Ada, Oklahoma
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alderson, West Virginia
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
A man may "LEGALLY" beat his wife once a month.
Augusta, Maine
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Baldwin Park, California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Baltimore City, Maryland
You may not curse inside the city limits.
Baltimore, Maryland
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Barber, North Carolina
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Beech Grove, Indiana
It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
Bexley, Ohio
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Boise, Idaho
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
Chicago, Illinois
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Boston, Massachusetts
No one may take a bath without a prescription.
British Columbia, Canada
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
California
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
California
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.
Canada
It is required to be given a gun with bullets and a horse so you can ride out of town when you are released from prison.
Carmel, New York
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Carrizozo, New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Champaign, Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Cheyenne, Wyoming
Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
Chicago, Illinois
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago, Illinois
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Chico, California
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Clinton, Oklahoma
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Connecticut
It is deemed unlawful for a person or persons to walk across a street on your hands.
Connellsville, Pennsylvania
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Cresskill, New Jersey
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Crete, Illinois
Cars may not be driven through the town.
Denmark
Encrypting data files, owning, distributing etc. of encryption programs and creating such programs for any electronic medias is now against the law in Denmark due to fear for terrorists, left and right wing extremist, fundamentalists and distributors of illegal pornography
Denmark
Headlights must be on whenever a vehicle is being operated in order to distinguish it from parked cars.
Denver, Colorado
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Denver, Colorado
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
England
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
Excelsior Springs, Missouri
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
Fairbanks, Alaska
Moose are not allowed to perform sexual acts on city streets.
Florida
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Florida
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Florida
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Florida
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
This law still exists.
Fountain Inn, South Carolina
Horses are to wear pants at all times.
France
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
Georgia
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Germany
A pillow can be considered a "passive" weapon.
It just makes you wonder what lead up to these insane things become a law. "Horses are to wear pants at all times?" "No fishing off of giraffes (in two different places no less)?" You actually have to say you can't operate a motor vehicle while blindfolded? Sheesh. People are dumb.
Acworth, Georgia
All citizens must own a rake.
Ada, Oklahoma
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alderson, West Virginia
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
A man may "LEGALLY" beat his wife once a month.
Augusta, Maine
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Baldwin Park, California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Baltimore City, Maryland
You may not curse inside the city limits.
Baltimore, Maryland
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Barber, North Carolina
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Beech Grove, Indiana
It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
Bexley, Ohio
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Boise, Idaho
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
Chicago, Illinois
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Boston, Massachusetts
No one may take a bath without a prescription.
British Columbia, Canada
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
California
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
California
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.
Canada
It is required to be given a gun with bullets and a horse so you can ride out of town when you are released from prison.
Carmel, New York
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Carrizozo, New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Champaign, Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Cheyenne, Wyoming
Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
Chicago, Illinois
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago, Illinois
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Chico, California
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Clinton, Oklahoma
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Connecticut
It is deemed unlawful for a person or persons to walk across a street on your hands.
Connellsville, Pennsylvania
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Cresskill, New Jersey
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Crete, Illinois
Cars may not be driven through the town.
Denmark
Encrypting data files, owning, distributing etc. of encryption programs and creating such programs for any electronic medias is now against the law in Denmark due to fear for terrorists, left and right wing extremist, fundamentalists and distributors of illegal pornography
Denmark
Headlights must be on whenever a vehicle is being operated in order to distinguish it from parked cars.
Denver, Colorado
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Denver, Colorado
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
England
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
Excelsior Springs, Missouri
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
Fairbanks, Alaska
Moose are not allowed to perform sexual acts on city streets.
Florida
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Florida
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Florida
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Florida
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
This law still exists.
Fountain Inn, South Carolina
Horses are to wear pants at all times.
France
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
Georgia
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Germany
A pillow can be considered a "passive" weapon.
It just makes you wonder what lead up to these insane things become a law. "Horses are to wear pants at all times?" "No fishing off of giraffes (in two different places no less)?" You actually have to say you can't operate a motor vehicle while blindfolded? Sheesh. People are dumb.
We Live And Breathe
So I'm on this planning committee for an upcoming big, big, BIG letterboxing event that we have titled "We Live and Breathe Letterboxing - A Decade of Obsession." Not that I've been very helpful on this committe much, but my nice friends are allowing me to step in as I can to help out.
Last week the rest of the committee nailed down our location and confirmed our dates. So all of you save September 12-14, 2008 for this fabulous event. We will be staying at Camp Adams out in Mollala, which is about 35 miles south of Portland. Here is the website for more info. Space is limited so book now!
Last week the rest of the committee nailed down our location and confirmed our dates. So all of you save September 12-14, 2008 for this fabulous event. We will be staying at Camp Adams out in Mollala, which is about 35 miles south of Portland. Here is the website for more info. Space is limited so book now!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Weekend
So this past weekend was our semi-annual scrapbooking weekend down in Newport. There were 8 of us this time that went down. We were at the same house we’ve stayed in before, except this time the hot tub wasn’t working. We were so disappointed, but we managed to enjoy ourselves anyway.
I’m almost embarrassed to say that after dragging my whole desktop computer down there (got to get me a laptop) I didn’t complete a single page. I didn't even complete part of a page. I just wasn’t in the mood. So I drove around some around Newport and took pictures, went up to Yaquina Lighthouse, found a letterbox or two (how could I resist??), took some naps, played solitaire on my computer (THAT was worth hauling my computer down there for…not), and just relaxed and enjoyed being with some amazingly funny, creative, and beautiful women. Who cooked for me. And brought me snacks. I didn’t have to do all the cleaning or pick up after anyone or anything! It was total heaven.
I learned to make German Pancakes (thanks, Kathleen!) which are now my favorite breakfast ever. And boy, are they easy to make and easy to clean up. My kind of cooking!
Charlene and Michele tried to teach me to knit. They are great teachers, but I am a slow student. I had a really hard time remembering that I wasn’t crocheting. They both think I knit weird because I can’t figure out how to “throw”. I knitted about 25,000 rows and have nothing to show for it because I kept dropping stitches and splitting my ply and getting annoyed and ripping the whole thing out.
So even though I don't have a lot of stories to tell, or much detail to share because I slept a lot, I had a great time and recharged my batteries.
Here are a few more pictures:
Looking down from the top of Yaquina Head lighthouse.
Looking up from the bottom of the Yaquina Head lighthouse.
The Oregon Coast landscape.
A nifty bench at Nye Beach in Newport
More of that cute baby seal and a sibling.
I’m almost embarrassed to say that after dragging my whole desktop computer down there (got to get me a laptop) I didn’t complete a single page. I didn't even complete part of a page. I just wasn’t in the mood. So I drove around some around Newport and took pictures, went up to Yaquina Lighthouse, found a letterbox or two (how could I resist??), took some naps, played solitaire on my computer (THAT was worth hauling my computer down there for…not), and just relaxed and enjoyed being with some amazingly funny, creative, and beautiful women. Who cooked for me. And brought me snacks. I didn’t have to do all the cleaning or pick up after anyone or anything! It was total heaven.
I learned to make German Pancakes (thanks, Kathleen!) which are now my favorite breakfast ever. And boy, are they easy to make and easy to clean up. My kind of cooking!
Charlene and Michele tried to teach me to knit. They are great teachers, but I am a slow student. I had a really hard time remembering that I wasn’t crocheting. They both think I knit weird because I can’t figure out how to “throw”. I knitted about 25,000 rows and have nothing to show for it because I kept dropping stitches and splitting my ply and getting annoyed and ripping the whole thing out.
So even though I don't have a lot of stories to tell, or much detail to share because I slept a lot, I had a great time and recharged my batteries.
Here are a few more pictures:
Looking down from the top of Yaquina Head lighthouse.
Looking up from the bottom of the Yaquina Head lighthouse.
The Oregon Coast landscape.
A nifty bench at Nye Beach in Newport
More of that cute baby seal and a sibling.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Kitty Cuteness
While I was posting pictures for my last entry, Zinger was being very cute in his "hot box," the name we use for the box his heating pad is in. I felt the world really should have the opportunity to enjoy such cuteness.
My little boy is growing up. He's so big now!
Greg took this picture of Cleo while I was on my beach weekend retreat. This little round bed usual resides bottom side down on that shelf behind her. It fell off on it's side to the top of my messy desk (yes, I know, I need to clean it) and I guess she couldn't wait for someone to put it back in place for her. Doesn't she look sweet?
My little boy is growing up. He's so big now!Greg took this picture of Cleo while I was on my beach weekend retreat. This little round bed usual resides bottom side down on that shelf behind her. It fell off on it's side to the top of my messy desk (yes, I know, I need to clean it) and I guess she couldn't wait for someone to put it back in place for her. Doesn't she look sweet?
A Weekend Away
I just got home from a terrific weekend at the beach. I'm too tired to post much, but here are some pictures I took.
I took a million pictures of these seals. I just love watching them. Even when they are just sleeping. This guy is all, "Dude. Quit taking my picture now, m'kay?"
I found this little red mushroom under a tree while I was looking for a letterbox. I don't know much about mushrooms, but this one just LOOKS poisonous, doesn't it? I took this with my zoom and the 'shroom was too far away to reach to remove the stick. Wish I could have moved it, 'cause it kinda ruins the picture.
Seagulls. At the beach. Go figure. There might be a pelican or two in that flock if you look closely.
A landscape shot.I think this one is at the tidepools up at Yaquina Head.
This one is my absolute favorite picture of the weekend. Isn't this guy great?
My lovely water shot. Please notice that I managed to get water droplets captured there. Wish I knew what setting I used on my camera to get it so I could reproduce that technique some day.
A Banana Slug. I think that's what they are called anyway. Isn't he neat?
Some kind of bird. Blue Heron? Egret? Don't know, but he was very handsome.
This seagull gal posed so prettily for me.
Newport Bay Bridge
Yaquina Head Lighthouse. This is the tallest lighthouse in Oregon and is 135 years old and still in use.
I just adore this baby seal. I took like 10,000 pictures of him. I love how he's all kicking back with his feet up and his eyes closed and his little flipper across his stomach. I just want to squeeze his cheeks he's so cute!
I'll give you details about the weekend later. Too tired now.
I took a million pictures of these seals. I just love watching them. Even when they are just sleeping. This guy is all, "Dude. Quit taking my picture now, m'kay?"
I found this little red mushroom under a tree while I was looking for a letterbox. I don't know much about mushrooms, but this one just LOOKS poisonous, doesn't it? I took this with my zoom and the 'shroom was too far away to reach to remove the stick. Wish I could have moved it, 'cause it kinda ruins the picture.
Seagulls. At the beach. Go figure. There might be a pelican or two in that flock if you look closely.
A landscape shot.I think this one is at the tidepools up at Yaquina Head.
This one is my absolute favorite picture of the weekend. Isn't this guy great?
My lovely water shot. Please notice that I managed to get water droplets captured there. Wish I knew what setting I used on my camera to get it so I could reproduce that technique some day.
A Banana Slug. I think that's what they are called anyway. Isn't he neat?
Some kind of bird. Blue Heron? Egret? Don't know, but he was very handsome.
This seagull gal posed so prettily for me.
Newport Bay Bridge
Yaquina Head Lighthouse. This is the tallest lighthouse in Oregon and is 135 years old and still in use.
I just adore this baby seal. I took like 10,000 pictures of him. I love how he's all kicking back with his feet up and his eyes closed and his little flipper across his stomach. I just want to squeeze his cheeks he's so cute!
I'll give you details about the weekend later. Too tired now.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
The Blob
Greg & I watched the original "The Blob" tonight. It was released in 1958. I can't figure out if it was supposed to be funny or serious. It's really hard to take a movie seriously when it has lyrics like this:
Oh, and you can hear it here. It hardly sounds like a horror movie. Then we started watching the remake from 1988. It at least had a pretense of being scary, and I don't just mean because Kevin Dillon is in it with a really scary looking mullet.
Anyway, if you want a laugh, watch them back to back. Maybe some Jell-o shooters would help.
Anyone who saw this when it first came out...was it scary then?
Beware of the Blob!
It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides,
across the floor, right through the door,
and all around the wall.
A splotch, a blotch,
be careful of the Blob!
Beware of the Blob!
It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides,
across the floor, right through the door...
Oh, and you can hear it here. It hardly sounds like a horror movie. Then we started watching the remake from 1988. It at least had a pretense of being scary, and I don't just mean because Kevin Dillon is in it with a really scary looking mullet.
Anyway, if you want a laugh, watch them back to back. Maybe some Jell-o shooters would help.
Anyone who saw this when it first came out...was it scary then?
Saturday, November 03, 2007
It's Cancelled
That's it. Christmas is cancelled this year. No, no arguments. You people obviously can not handle celebrating Christmas at the appropriate time and in the appropriate manner, so I'm going to have to take it away from you.
I went through Penny's yesterday, November 2nd, on my way to the library. They had their Christmas decorations up in the store. Not just the ones for sale, either. And the lady at the library told me that the decorations were put up BEFORE HALLOWEEN.
This is just wrong.
All holidays should be celebrated in the appropriate order and at the appropriate time. In Kris's Holiday Book there is an approved celebratory calender.
Halloween decorations may go up on October 1. Halloween themed parties are allowed any time during October. Fall colors should be enjoyed as long as possible. Pumpkin patches can be visited any time this month. You may make Christmas travel plans at this time, but really, you should have done them months before now.
Thanksgiving decorations may go up on November 1. Plans for Thanksgiving celebrations may be savored and anticipated for the three weeks of the month before the big day. Thoughts of Christmas plans may be started, but at no time will they interfere with the planning and execution of Thanksgiving. Full attention will be focused on giving thanks for the important things in your life at this time. DISCREET Christmas shopping is allowed during this time. At no time is bragging to your co-workers that your Christmas shopping is completed is allowed. Early Christmas bazaars may be attended, but only sparingly.
The Friday after Thanksgiving is soon enough for the Christmas insanity to begin. Shopping is allowed on this date. You may get out your "John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together" CD and begin listening to get yourself in the spirit. Christmas cards may be started and mailed. No Christmas decorations may be put up until December 1. Once December 1 rolls around, all Christmas celebrations are completely sanctioned. Go wild. You may celebrate all 25 days of the Christmas season in any way you'd like.
Starting December 26th, the Christmas insanity must start winding down. Take the time to finish out the year. Enjoy the last few days before the new year. This is a good time to take stock of your life and plan for the year ahead. Start thinking about taking down the Christmas decorations. You may leave them up until after New Years, but they must be put away no later than the first weekend of January after New Years. Only my mother and other people who manically decorate have a special dispensation on this date. She may have until January 15th to put her stuff away because she has so much of it and needs the extra time!
See? It's easy enough. It's way easier when you just cancel the whole thing altogether, though.
I went through Penny's yesterday, November 2nd, on my way to the library. They had their Christmas decorations up in the store. Not just the ones for sale, either. And the lady at the library told me that the decorations were put up BEFORE HALLOWEEN.
This is just wrong.
All holidays should be celebrated in the appropriate order and at the appropriate time. In Kris's Holiday Book there is an approved celebratory calender.
Halloween decorations may go up on October 1. Halloween themed parties are allowed any time during October. Fall colors should be enjoyed as long as possible. Pumpkin patches can be visited any time this month. You may make Christmas travel plans at this time, but really, you should have done them months before now.
Thanksgiving decorations may go up on November 1. Plans for Thanksgiving celebrations may be savored and anticipated for the three weeks of the month before the big day. Thoughts of Christmas plans may be started, but at no time will they interfere with the planning and execution of Thanksgiving. Full attention will be focused on giving thanks for the important things in your life at this time. DISCREET Christmas shopping is allowed during this time. At no time is bragging to your co-workers that your Christmas shopping is completed is allowed. Early Christmas bazaars may be attended, but only sparingly.
The Friday after Thanksgiving is soon enough for the Christmas insanity to begin. Shopping is allowed on this date. You may get out your "John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together" CD and begin listening to get yourself in the spirit. Christmas cards may be started and mailed. No Christmas decorations may be put up until December 1. Once December 1 rolls around, all Christmas celebrations are completely sanctioned. Go wild. You may celebrate all 25 days of the Christmas season in any way you'd like.
Starting December 26th, the Christmas insanity must start winding down. Take the time to finish out the year. Enjoy the last few days before the new year. This is a good time to take stock of your life and plan for the year ahead. Start thinking about taking down the Christmas decorations. You may leave them up until after New Years, but they must be put away no later than the first weekend of January after New Years. Only my mother and other people who manically decorate have a special dispensation on this date. She may have until January 15th to put her stuff away because she has so much of it and needs the extra time!
See? It's easy enough. It's way easier when you just cancel the whole thing altogether, though.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Dumbledore Is WHAT?
Did you see this? What the ....? Now, why did JKR have to go and announce this? What is she THINKING?? Why do we care about Dumbledore's sexual preferences? And wasn't this supposed to be a kid's book? Should we be telling kids this stuff?
I don't know. I don't have a problem with the whole gay thing one way or another. If you are a consenting adult, do what you want, but I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! No more than you want to know about my thing with feather dusters (this is a joke from Two and a half Men the other night). And that goes for my fictional characters also. I just don't want to know.
There is totally such a thing as taking politically correct too far.
And to continue my love affair with You Tube, here is one of the funniest Seinfeld episodes ever! Greg & I use this line all the time.
I don't know. I don't have a problem with the whole gay thing one way or another. If you are a consenting adult, do what you want, but I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! No more than you want to know about my thing with feather dusters (this is a joke from Two and a half Men the other night). And that goes for my fictional characters also. I just don't want to know.
There is totally such a thing as taking politically correct too far.
And to continue my love affair with You Tube, here is one of the funniest Seinfeld episodes ever! Greg & I use this line all the time.
Yeah, the 70s Were Something Weren’t They?
I don't know what it is, but this week I have been having many 70s flashbacks. Today everywhere I was went I heard 70s songs on the radio. Maybe I just want to go back to a simpler time when I didn't have to pay bills and be all adult and stuff. I suppose we all have those times. I'm ready to hand in my driver's license and go back to being a kid. Being an adult really sucks sometimes.
Someone sent me this hilarious email that is supposedly someone’s blog entry. I totally wish I had written it. THIS is the kind of writer I want to be. The kind of writer that writes stuff so funny it makes milk come out of your nose. I sent it around to all my friends, so you’ve probably already seen it by now, but in case you haven’t, I’ll post it here. I probably shouldn't because it's some kind of copyright infringement, or whatever. I would give credit if I only knew who wrote it.
Oh wait. It's a moot point now. I can't just copy and paste it here because of the pictures. Well, if you missed the email, let me know and I'll forward it to you. Everyone that wrote me back about this has had a story to tell. Whether you wore Toughskins, or Garanimals, you totally thought you were stylin’ in whatever it was.
Since I was wandering down memory lane I did a couple of Google searches. Did you know they still have Garanimals? There stuff is still cute. I loved my Garanmials. I wish they still had them for the style impaired. Namely, me. I am terrible at getting clothes that coordinate on my own. Lately I have taken to buying outfits that are already together rather than try to find a top and a pair of pants that go together okay. I figure having matching socks is a major fashion statement for me these days, so anything else would make me a supermodel!
And check this site
Here are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs on the subject. Thanks Mark Wills!
Thanks to You Tube, I can provide you with the link to the video! Enjoy!
Someone sent me this hilarious email that is supposedly someone’s blog entry. I totally wish I had written it. THIS is the kind of writer I want to be. The kind of writer that writes stuff so funny it makes milk come out of your nose. I sent it around to all my friends, so you’ve probably already seen it by now, but in case you haven’t, I’ll post it here. I probably shouldn't because it's some kind of copyright infringement, or whatever. I would give credit if I only knew who wrote it.
Oh wait. It's a moot point now. I can't just copy and paste it here because of the pictures. Well, if you missed the email, let me know and I'll forward it to you. Everyone that wrote me back about this has had a story to tell. Whether you wore Toughskins, or Garanimals, you totally thought you were stylin’ in whatever it was.
Since I was wandering down memory lane I did a couple of Google searches. Did you know they still have Garanimals? There stuff is still cute. I loved my Garanmials. I wish they still had them for the style impaired. Namely, me. I am terrible at getting clothes that coordinate on my own. Lately I have taken to buying outfits that are already together rather than try to find a top and a pair of pants that go together okay. I figure having matching socks is a major fashion statement for me these days, so anything else would make me a supermodel!
And check this site
Here are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs on the subject. Thanks Mark Wills!
Thanks to You Tube, I can provide you with the link to the video! Enjoy!
I saw Star Wars at least 8 times
Had the pac-man pattern memorized
And I've seen the stuff they put inside
Stretch Armstrong
I was Roger Stauback back in my back yard
Had a shoebox full of baseball cards
And a couple of Evil Kinevil scars
On my right arm
Well, I was a kid when Elvis died
And my mama cried
Chorus:
It was 1970- something
In the world that I grew up in
Farrah Faucett hair-do days
Bell bottoms and 8-track tapes
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1970-something
It was the dawning of a new decade
When we got our first microwave
And Dad broke down and finally shaved
them old sideburns off
I took the stickers off of my Rubix cube
Watched MTV all afternoon
My first love was Daisy Duke
In them cut off jeans
A Space Shuttle fell out of the sky
And the whole world cried
Chorus:
It was 1980-something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1980-something
Now I got a mortgage and an SUV
But all this responsibility
Makes me wish sometimes
Sometimes....
chorus:
It was 1980-something
In the world that I grew up in
Skating rinks and Black Trans Ams
Big hair and parachute pants
Lookin' back now I can see me
And oh, man did I look cheesy
But I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
It was 1980-something
1970-something
Aw, it was 19-Something
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
A Major Award
Hey! I got an award at work. Wow! They do like me! They really do!
Okay, it’s not just me in this case; it’s all the folks at the city that are in charge of their department web sites. But still! See, we have this program called Achieving & Celebrating Excellence (ACE) that recognizes an employee of the month and a team of the month in the city. It's one of those feel good things that the City is starting to do for us. Here's the email that was sent out to everyone:
I have no idea what my “award” will be. Maybe it’s a MAJOR AWARD. Most likely it’ll be a $5.00 gift certificate to Starbucks. Which doesn’t suck. Don’t get me wrong, I’m pleased to be recognized at all.
Okay, it’s not just me in this case; it’s all the folks at the city that are in charge of their department web sites. But still! See, we have this program called Achieving & Celebrating Excellence (ACE) that recognizes an employee of the month and a team of the month in the city. It's one of those feel good things that the City is starting to do for us. Here's the email that was sent out to everyone:
We are proud to announce the ACE Team of the Month Award goes to the WEBSITE CONTENT MANAGERS!!
I have included the nomination text below sent by your fearless leader Keith Sheehan.
I’d like to draw some attention to a group of city employees that frequently goes unnoticed, the website content managers. The City’s web content is managed and updated by a small group of dedicated city employees. Each of these employees has other job duties and provides content management as an additional service to the City.
Content managers are individuals that possess technical skills, special permissions and the required software to make web page changes. These web content changes often are transparent to most but the site serves over 750 unique visitors each day. Over the last 6 months 70,049 unique visitors have visited the website viewing over a half of a million pages. These employees and the tasks they perform are invaluable to the City, so I just wanted to say thanks:
Karen
Cecille
Debbie
Jeannette
Diane
Rita
Jill
Kristine
The ACE committee is working on a time and date to publicly announce and present your award.
I have no idea what my “award” will be. Maybe it’s a MAJOR AWARD. Most likely it’ll be a $5.00 gift certificate to Starbucks. Which doesn’t suck. Don’t get me wrong, I’m pleased to be recognized at all.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Weekend News
So how was your weekend? Did you do anything fun? I managed to have fun AND get stuff done. How's that for a good weekend?
I left work early on Friday to go meet with Greg to go downtown for some shoe shopping. Well, SOMEONE decided that I probably wouldn't be able to leave early and just went shopping without me. So I left early and took my car through DEQ and got my plates renewed. Okay how's this for dumb? The State of Washington REQUIRES you to get new license plates every seven years. This is what it says on the WDOT site:
Does anyone else think this is totally stupid? Does anyone else think this is a total scam to get more money out of people now that the new law was passed that lowers our registration rates? Um, yeah.
And you don't get your same plate number! So my old plates were 757 LUH and my new plates are 972 WTG. What the what? If it was only one letter before G. :-) What the Greg? What the Goose? Where's the God? Someone give me an acronym for WTG.
Moral of the story: Replace your car every 6 years and don't worry about it!
I was checking out the news on the San Diego fires this morning and found the following:
Wouldn't you be scared if you knew Arnie was on your tail? You know that when Conan / The Terminator / Harry Tasker / Mr. Freeze tells you that you will pay for what you've done, you are totally screwed. And I mean totally.
I left work early on Friday to go meet with Greg to go downtown for some shoe shopping. Well, SOMEONE decided that I probably wouldn't be able to leave early and just went shopping without me. So I left early and took my car through DEQ and got my plates renewed. Okay how's this for dumb? The State of Washington REQUIRES you to get new license plates every seven years. This is what it says on the WDOT site:
Required 7-year replacement
By law, you must replace your license plates every 7 years when you renew your vehicle registration. The reflective coating on the plates only has a 5-year guarantee. This coating helps law enforcement officers easily identify vehicles in poor weather conditions. Proper care of plates won't prevent this coating from breaking down over time.
Does anyone else think this is totally stupid? Does anyone else think this is a total scam to get more money out of people now that the new law was passed that lowers our registration rates? Um, yeah.
And you don't get your same plate number! So my old plates were 757 LUH and my new plates are 972 WTG. What the what? If it was only one letter before G. :-) What the Greg? What the Goose? Where's the God? Someone give me an acronym for WTG.
Moral of the story: Replace your car every 6 years and don't worry about it!
I was checking out the news on the San Diego fires this morning and found the following:
Schwarzenegger Threatens Arsonists, Looters California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Saturday the state will go after scam artists, price-gougers, insurance rip-offs, shady contractors and anyone else who takes advantage of those burned out of their homes.
And he said if he were one of the arsonists who'd started fires, he wouldn't be able to sleep knowing the law was on the trail. He said those who've torched the state will pay for what they've done.
Wouldn't you be scared if you knew Arnie was on your tail? You know that when Conan / The Terminator / Harry Tasker / Mr. Freeze tells you that you will pay for what you've done, you are totally screwed. And I mean totally.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
More Just Stuff
Is there a published Miss Manners book for cell phone use? 'Cause there should be.
I have decided that there is a real and immediate need for new cell phone legislation. It should now be illegal to talk on the phone while driving a grocery cart. People, if you can’t handle the responsibility of pushing a grocery cart while on the phone, please re-evaluate your life.
It should also be against the law to talk on your cell phone while you are on the toilet in a public BATHROOM. Good grief, people. Have some dignity. You can talk to your grandchild AFTER you finish your dookie. I kid you not, there was a lady in the bathroom the other day when I was somewhere who was talking to her grandkid while she was in the stall. “Oh, uh huh. Really? Your mom said what? (sound of tinkling) When are you getting your pony? (fart, poop splash) And then you hit her? Johnny, it’s not nice to hit. (flush)” Okay, that wasn’t the real conversation, but you get the idea. If I am ever faced with the choice of having to pee or talk on the phone RIGHT THIS SECOND rest assured I will always choose to pee first and talk to you later. No matter what is going on.
No thanks are necessary. Really. Consider it a public service.
Oh, and while we are on the subject…it is NOT against the law for you to let a call that comes in on your cell phone go to your voice mail. It is perfectly acceptable to return a phone call AT A TIME THAT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU.
On a different topic all together:
I got this invitation in the mail the other day:
The Roseys, in case you didn’t know are some kind of advertising awards. I don’t know how I got on their mailing list. I can’t decide if this “invitation” is hilarious, vaguley disturbing, or completely insulting. What do you think?
And on another completely unrelated topic...did you know you can't pay cash at a Costco gas station? I went to Costco on the way home the other day and tried to hand the guy $60, and he said "We don't take cash, ma'am." What??? Who doesn't take CASH? Weird.
I have decided that there is a real and immediate need for new cell phone legislation. It should now be illegal to talk on the phone while driving a grocery cart. People, if you can’t handle the responsibility of pushing a grocery cart while on the phone, please re-evaluate your life.
It should also be against the law to talk on your cell phone while you are on the toilet in a public BATHROOM. Good grief, people. Have some dignity. You can talk to your grandchild AFTER you finish your dookie. I kid you not, there was a lady in the bathroom the other day when I was somewhere who was talking to her grandkid while she was in the stall. “Oh, uh huh. Really? Your mom said what? (sound of tinkling) When are you getting your pony? (fart, poop splash) And then you hit her? Johnny, it’s not nice to hit. (flush)” Okay, that wasn’t the real conversation, but you get the idea. If I am ever faced with the choice of having to pee or talk on the phone RIGHT THIS SECOND rest assured I will always choose to pee first and talk to you later. No matter what is going on.
No thanks are necessary. Really. Consider it a public service.
Oh, and while we are on the subject…it is NOT against the law for you to let a call that comes in on your cell phone go to your voice mail. It is perfectly acceptable to return a phone call AT A TIME THAT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU.
On a different topic all together:
I got this invitation in the mail the other day:
By throwing away this Rosey Awards reminder card you agree to enter a legal, binding, non-negotiable contract with Beelzebub, ruler and dark overlord of creative hell. In accordance with this contract you agree to subscribe in all forms of everlasting torture, including, but not limited to: tiny paper cuts, shoe-horning, ye ol’ noodle thumpin’, granny cakes, the Ecuadorian sweatbox, having your hands cut off and hidden in the bushes, belly button untying, and Tim. In addition to the aforementioned tortures you will also forfeit any and all releif and/or reward, specifically the Roseys. This would be a pretty bad decision since the Roseys are going to be especially awesome this year.
The Roseys, in case you didn’t know are some kind of advertising awards. I don’t know how I got on their mailing list. I can’t decide if this “invitation” is hilarious, vaguley disturbing, or completely insulting. What do you think?
And on another completely unrelated topic...did you know you can't pay cash at a Costco gas station? I went to Costco on the way home the other day and tried to hand the guy $60, and he said "We don't take cash, ma'am." What??? Who doesn't take CASH? Weird.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
A Beautiful Fall Day
Greg & I took the girls and went for a drive today. We were supposed to go to a pumpkin patch near La Center, but I kind of forgot the directions, so we drove around in the country for a while before giving up and heading to Yacolt. We went to a small pumpkin patch there, was was mysteriously devoid of pumpkins. We didn't stay long after watching all the stupid yuppies show their kids "roosters", who were very obviously CHICKENS (there were eggs) and act all suprised when the goats ate their hair. It was just too much.
So we went letterboxing instead.
Lewis River at Moulton Falls.
Carmen letterboxing.
Red mushrooms.
Bridge at Moulton Falls.
The other side of the bridge at Moulton Falls.
It was a lovely day. My pictures of the falls themselves didn't turn out too great because I didn't walk down to the falls to get good pictures and there were stupid trees in the way when I tried to take pictures from the viewpoint.
Anyway, we had a nice day and found 3 letterboxes. Could there be a better way to spend an October Sunday? Only bad thing today was Greg stepped in a hole on the path and hurt his ankle. Silly boy. He had just been lecturing me to be careful and not reinjure my ankle. Hopefully it was just a twist, but it's kind of swollen right now. Keep your fingers crossed that it heals fast, or I will never hear the end of it!
So we went letterboxing instead.
Lewis River at Moulton Falls.
Carmen letterboxing.
Red mushrooms.
Bridge at Moulton Falls.
The other side of the bridge at Moulton Falls.
It was a lovely day. My pictures of the falls themselves didn't turn out too great because I didn't walk down to the falls to get good pictures and there were stupid trees in the way when I tried to take pictures from the viewpoint.
Anyway, we had a nice day and found 3 letterboxes. Could there be a better way to spend an October Sunday? Only bad thing today was Greg stepped in a hole on the path and hurt his ankle. Silly boy. He had just been lecturing me to be careful and not reinjure my ankle. Hopefully it was just a twist, but it's kind of swollen right now. Keep your fingers crossed that it heals fast, or I will never hear the end of it!
Friday, October 19, 2007
When Heaven Smiles On You
Look at this super cool picture that Miniles took while we were letterboxing on the Wine Stroll. Isn't is AWESOME?
I totally give credit where credit is due...hope you don't mind that I posted this here, Miniles!
I totally give credit where credit is due...hope you don't mind that I posted this here, Miniles!
Wake Up
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I already emailed it to a bunch of people, but I had to put it up here, too. Enjoy!
P.S. Be sure your speakers are turned on!
P.S. Be sure your speakers are turned on!
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Stuff Worth Blogging About
...well, probably not really, but I decided to share anyway.
1. Remember my post a while back about Belle, the poor outside dog behind us? Well, I called Clark County Animal Control today and requested a “welfare check” on her. They will send out an animal control officer who will assess the situation and presumably make recommendations or do something to make life better for the poor thing. They didn’t really tell me much about the process and since I was trying to remain anonymous, I didn’t ask too much.
My poor dogs think the world is coming to an end because it has been 66 degrees in the house and we haven't turned the heat on. They may have beds and blankies and even a heating pad they can lie on, but they think they are frozen anyway. I can’t imagine how they would react if I left them outside where it is in the 40s as well as raining and cold. And I think I am a bad mother if I don't cover them up!
2. As I headed out of the driveway at work to go to lunch this afternoon, I saw a guy in a big F-250 drive past the driveway, stop, and then back up to turn in. On the street. With cars behind him. And guess what? Yep, he was on the phone. How'd you guess?
3. I walked through Penny's on my way to the library and noticed that they have all their Christmas stuff out for sale. Their store decorations were up yet, thank goodness, but the Christmas crap was ready to be sold. Sad, *shaking head* so very sad. They did have a few Halloween things out, but nowhere near as many of those as the Xmas stuff.
Well, that's all I have for now. But, hey, I did post...which is more than I can say for some of you blog-slackers! Yes, you know who you are...everyone except Princess Di and Deb.
1. Remember my post a while back about Belle, the poor outside dog behind us? Well, I called Clark County Animal Control today and requested a “welfare check” on her. They will send out an animal control officer who will assess the situation and presumably make recommendations or do something to make life better for the poor thing. They didn’t really tell me much about the process and since I was trying to remain anonymous, I didn’t ask too much.
My poor dogs think the world is coming to an end because it has been 66 degrees in the house and we haven't turned the heat on. They may have beds and blankies and even a heating pad they can lie on, but they think they are frozen anyway. I can’t imagine how they would react if I left them outside where it is in the 40s as well as raining and cold. And I think I am a bad mother if I don't cover them up!
2. As I headed out of the driveway at work to go to lunch this afternoon, I saw a guy in a big F-250 drive past the driveway, stop, and then back up to turn in. On the street. With cars behind him. And guess what? Yep, he was on the phone. How'd you guess?
3. I walked through Penny's on my way to the library and noticed that they have all their Christmas stuff out for sale. Their store decorations were up yet, thank goodness, but the Christmas crap was ready to be sold. Sad, *shaking head* so very sad. They did have a few Halloween things out, but nowhere near as many of those as the Xmas stuff.
Well, that's all I have for now. But, hey, I did post...which is more than I can say for some of you blog-slackers! Yes, you know who you are...everyone except Princess Di and Deb.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Random Things That Floated Through My Head Today
Why is there nutrition information on regular old bottled water?
Why does TriMet (the company that runs the bus system here in Portland (and only Portland)) have a section that you HAVE to fill out for what country you want your bus passes sent to? Are there a bunch of people from outside the USA ordering bus tickets and willy nilly having them sent overseas? Is this really a problem?
I just ran across one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Have you discovered Google Trends? Go to www.google.com/trends.
Check these out:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=letterboxing
http://www.google.com/trends?q=whippets&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
http://www.google.com/trends?q=books+on+tape
http://www.google.com/trends?q=da+vinci+code&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0
http://www.google.com/trends?q=google
That's all the thoughts I had today.
Why does TriMet (the company that runs the bus system here in Portland (and only Portland)) have a section that you HAVE to fill out for what country you want your bus passes sent to? Are there a bunch of people from outside the USA ordering bus tickets and willy nilly having them sent overseas? Is this really a problem?
I just ran across one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Have you discovered Google Trends? Go to www.google.com/trends.
About Google Trends
With Google Trends, you can compare the world's interest in your favorite topics. Enter up to five topics and see how often they've been searched on Google over time. Google Trends also shows how frequently your topics have appeared in Google News stories and in which geographic regions people have searched for them most.
About Hot Trends
With Hot Trends, you can see a snapshot of what's on the public's collective mind by viewing the fastest-rising searches for different points of time. You can see a list of today's top 100 fastest-rising search queries in the U.S. You can also select a recent date in history to see what the top rising searches were and what the search activity looked like over the course of that day. We update Hot Trends hourly.
Check these out:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=letterboxing
http://www.google.com/trends?q=whippets&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
http://www.google.com/trends?q=books+on+tape
http://www.google.com/trends?q=da+vinci+code&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0
http://www.google.com/trends?q=google
That's all the thoughts I had today.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Wine Stroll
Saturday I got out for my first letterboxing in over six months. SIX MONTHS! It was totally fabulous. My friends Maiden & Marmalade put together an awesome program that took us through 13 wineries in the McMinnville/Newberg/Dundee area of Oregon.
I was on a team with 4 of my favorite letterboxing buddies...Campfire Lady, Miniles, Aunt Teri, and Buppsters. Our team name was the "Twisted Sippers." Unfortunately, Buppsters wasn't able to be there physically, but we made sure she was there in spirit!
Campfire Lady picked me up at the stroke of 8:00 and we headed to Beaverton to pick up Miniles & Aunt Teri. CFL has a nifty new ride that includes a GPS navigation system. That thing is so very cool. I need one! CFLs has a ladies voice that is very nice until you make a wrong turn and then she says in this snippy voice, "recalculating" which makes you feel like a complete idiot.
Miniles made us fab t-shirts using the logo I posted yesterday. We were very festive in them. Aunt Teri provided us with Halloween flashlights and all kinds of tasty treats. And Miniles brought THE BEST cookies ever.
On our way to the meeting place we stopped and picked up two letterboxes. They were at a nice park in Sherwood and then we stopped for one other box right by the meeting place.
We made it to the Izzy's on 99 in Newberg about 10:45 where we got our clues, team logbooks, and instructions. After a quick lunch, we were off!
There were 13 teams of letterboxers hunting letterboxes left at 13 wineries. There were also "Where's Waldo" clues, mystery boxes, spirit points, and trivia questions to get along the way.
The wineries were lovely, but, man, wine people are such snobs. I thought that was totally a stereotype, but it's true. Some of the people that worked at the wineries were really snotty to us. At one place I asked if they had a sweet wine (I only like wine if it tastes like grape juice, but I was trying to branch out into something a little more adult) that I could taste. The lady looked at me as if I asked if they had slug wine and said, "no." in this really stotty voice. Sheesh. Excuse me for asking! I don't think I'll be joining in the wine culture any time soon, but it was fun to see the tasting rooms and beautiful views at some of the places. I borrowed these images off of the Atlas Quest site, so I hope no one minds that I put them here.
Pretty, huh?
Anyway, I'm not sure of our final count of boxes found since we did a team log book and I haven't gotten the images back yet. I think we had somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 boxes for the day, which is awesome! The Twisted Sippers came in with the highest point total of the day. Yay! We rock!
So it was a ton of fun. I'm so glad I was able to go.
I was on a team with 4 of my favorite letterboxing buddies...Campfire Lady, Miniles, Aunt Teri, and Buppsters. Our team name was the "Twisted Sippers." Unfortunately, Buppsters wasn't able to be there physically, but we made sure she was there in spirit!
Campfire Lady picked me up at the stroke of 8:00 and we headed to Beaverton to pick up Miniles & Aunt Teri. CFL has a nifty new ride that includes a GPS navigation system. That thing is so very cool. I need one! CFLs has a ladies voice that is very nice until you make a wrong turn and then she says in this snippy voice, "recalculating" which makes you feel like a complete idiot.
Miniles made us fab t-shirts using the logo I posted yesterday. We were very festive in them. Aunt Teri provided us with Halloween flashlights and all kinds of tasty treats. And Miniles brought THE BEST cookies ever.
On our way to the meeting place we stopped and picked up two letterboxes. They were at a nice park in Sherwood and then we stopped for one other box right by the meeting place.
We made it to the Izzy's on 99 in Newberg about 10:45 where we got our clues, team logbooks, and instructions. After a quick lunch, we were off!
There were 13 teams of letterboxers hunting letterboxes left at 13 wineries. There were also "Where's Waldo" clues, mystery boxes, spirit points, and trivia questions to get along the way.
The wineries were lovely, but, man, wine people are such snobs. I thought that was totally a stereotype, but it's true. Some of the people that worked at the wineries were really snotty to us. At one place I asked if they had a sweet wine (I only like wine if it tastes like grape juice, but I was trying to branch out into something a little more adult) that I could taste. The lady looked at me as if I asked if they had slug wine and said, "no." in this really stotty voice. Sheesh. Excuse me for asking! I don't think I'll be joining in the wine culture any time soon, but it was fun to see the tasting rooms and beautiful views at some of the places. I borrowed these images off of the Atlas Quest site, so I hope no one minds that I put them here.
Pretty, huh?
Anyway, I'm not sure of our final count of boxes found since we did a team log book and I haven't gotten the images back yet. I think we had somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 boxes for the day, which is awesome! The Twisted Sippers came in with the highest point total of the day. Yay! We rock!
So it was a ton of fun. I'm so glad I was able to go.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Finally!!
I'm going letterboxing tomorrow! Wheeeeee! I can't wait! I haven't been boxing since APRIL! April! That is just wrong, people.
I'm doing the Willamette Valley Wine Stroll event with my bestest letterboxing friends EVER!
Look at this REALLY cool image we have for our team:
We're going to have t-shirts made and EVERYTHING. I can't wait.
Tune in on Sunday to see pictures and hear all about what a wonderful time we had. Well, it won't be as awesome as it would be if gerlfren was going to be there, but we'll try to make the best of it! Luv ya, GF! We'll miss you sooooo much.
And yes, all you mothers out there, I will be careful of my ankle. No, I won't over-do it. No, I won't hurt it again. No, I'm not drinking any wine (you all know what it does to me). I'm just going for fun and lots and lots and lots of awesome boxes!
Can you tell I'm just a little excited???????
I'm doing the Willamette Valley Wine Stroll event with my bestest letterboxing friends EVER!
Look at this REALLY cool image we have for our team:
We're going to have t-shirts made and EVERYTHING. I can't wait.
Tune in on Sunday to see pictures and hear all about what a wonderful time we had. Well, it won't be as awesome as it would be if gerlfren was going to be there, but we'll try to make the best of it! Luv ya, GF! We'll miss you sooooo much.
And yes, all you mothers out there, I will be careful of my ankle. No, I won't over-do it. No, I won't hurt it again. No, I'm not drinking any wine (you all know what it does to me). I'm just going for fun and lots and lots and lots of awesome boxes!
Can you tell I'm just a little excited???????
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
From The News
A new elephant! (22 MONTHS!)
Stolen sturgeon? (Just HOW do you steal 7 sturgeon and not get caught?)
Bad neighbors (I like this one)
Obama is an idiot (If you can figure this one out, please explain it to me)
Banning Bottles? (Oregon is such a freaking liberal state!)
Stolen sturgeon? (Just HOW do you steal 7 sturgeon and not get caught?)
Bad neighbors (I like this one)
Obama is an idiot (If you can figure this one out, please explain it to me)
Banning Bottles? (Oregon is such a freaking liberal state!)
Header Not Up
I should explain about the blog header. Last night after I posted my posts, I got mad at the whole thing and moved the header to the spot it is currently in. It just looked so stupid the other way. I'll try to figure out how to get it in the right place and sized properly. Please hold....
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
New Yet Again
I changed my blog look...again. I think I like this one the best of all the ones I've tried so far. Thoughts?
Now if I could just fix the freaking header, all would be well.
Now if I could just fix the freaking header, all would be well.
I'm a Terrible Person
I killed a squirrel yesterday. I feel so bad! I was driving in a neighborhood, apparently overrun by squirrels, after going to the library, not going very fast...maybe 20 mph. I saw the little guy dart into the road in front of me and immediately tried to stop. I think I just brushed him with the back tire. Squish.
I feel so mean! I really, really tried not to hit him. I'd NEVER hurt an animal. I LOVE squirrels. They are so cute and cuddly looking. Am I going to Hell for this?
RIP little squirrel guy.
And maybe their neighborhood needs to invest in one of these so unsuspecting squirrel-lovers know what to watch for:
I feel so mean! I really, really tried not to hit him. I'd NEVER hurt an animal. I LOVE squirrels. They are so cute and cuddly looking. Am I going to Hell for this?
RIP little squirrel guy.
And maybe their neighborhood needs to invest in one of these so unsuspecting squirrel-lovers know what to watch for:
Stupid Blog Title
Okay, so I created my lovely new blog title. I created it as 6" wide by 1.5" tall. Why the heck is it so stinking big? And how do I change it? HELP!!!
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Simon Chicken
This is one of my all time favorite scenes of all time. I was watching the movie tonight and came in in time for this scene.
* Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning *
Adult content
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOaRmOLu21w
* Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning * Warning *
Adult content
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOaRmOLu21w
What To Do?
The last couple of nights we have had a lot of really hard rain. I love snuggling up in my bed with my warm dogs under the covers and furry, purry cats nearby and hearing the sound of rain on the roof. I love it when we start to have rainy weather. I know, that sounds weird. But I do. I actually like the rain. I’m not opposed to a nice sunny day, mind you, but I do enjoy those rainy, blustery days.
The last couple of nights, my heart has been heavy thinking about all those cats and dogs that don’t have nice warm beds to sleep in on blustery nights. I think of Cleo when I found her, lost in Promontory Park at the end of October with her pitiful broken leg trying to find shelter from the elements. I think of Zinger, just a little baby kitten, dumped or abandoned at City Hall trying to stay warm someplace and to find something to eat. And I thank God that I can give them someplace safe and warm and dry for them to spend their nights. My girls, who think the world is coming to an end if they have to sleep outside the covers for a night have no idea how lucky they are.
The dog that lives behind us is one of those dogs that doesn’t have a nice place to sleep. My heart breaks for this poor dog; whose name I think is Belle. We’ll call her Belle for the purposes of this discussion, anyway. Belle is one of those sad cases of someone getting a cute puppy (some kind of pitt mix I think), installing it in the backyard, and coming out to yell at it. No playing, no walks, no training, no love. Greg & I have watched her for the past 8 months or so be neglected this way. When the kids/parents do come outside she jumps all over them in excitement and then they hit her for jumping up. She can’t help it. No one has taught her how to behave properly. Mostly they just ignore her completely. She has no place to get out of the elements. There is an old car she lay under when it was really hot this summer, but I think they’ve blocked that off now. So last night I looked out right before going to bed and here was Belle, curled up in the smallest ball she could possibly curl into in the dirt under the 4 inch overhang. It was cold and pouring down rain. My dogs didn’t want to be outside for the four seconds it took them to pee, let alone all day and all night.
I can’t get this poor dog out of my mind. I feel so bad for her. I don’t know what to do. Really, these people shouldn’t have this dog at all. They don’t love it. They just leave it outside and treat it worse than their lawn furniture. They live right behind us, so I don’t want to start a problem by calling Animal Control on them, but this dog can’t keep on this way with the weather turning worse. I’ve thought about just taking the dog or talking to the people and seeing if they would turn custody over to me, but I don’t want to have to find her a home and take responsibility for a problem that isn’t my own (believe me I have enough of my own problems). What do you all think I should do?
The last couple of nights, my heart has been heavy thinking about all those cats and dogs that don’t have nice warm beds to sleep in on blustery nights. I think of Cleo when I found her, lost in Promontory Park at the end of October with her pitiful broken leg trying to find shelter from the elements. I think of Zinger, just a little baby kitten, dumped or abandoned at City Hall trying to stay warm someplace and to find something to eat. And I thank God that I can give them someplace safe and warm and dry for them to spend their nights. My girls, who think the world is coming to an end if they have to sleep outside the covers for a night have no idea how lucky they are.
The dog that lives behind us is one of those dogs that doesn’t have a nice place to sleep. My heart breaks for this poor dog; whose name I think is Belle. We’ll call her Belle for the purposes of this discussion, anyway. Belle is one of those sad cases of someone getting a cute puppy (some kind of pitt mix I think), installing it in the backyard, and coming out to yell at it. No playing, no walks, no training, no love. Greg & I have watched her for the past 8 months or so be neglected this way. When the kids/parents do come outside she jumps all over them in excitement and then they hit her for jumping up. She can’t help it. No one has taught her how to behave properly. Mostly they just ignore her completely. She has no place to get out of the elements. There is an old car she lay under when it was really hot this summer, but I think they’ve blocked that off now. So last night I looked out right before going to bed and here was Belle, curled up in the smallest ball she could possibly curl into in the dirt under the 4 inch overhang. It was cold and pouring down rain. My dogs didn’t want to be outside for the four seconds it took them to pee, let alone all day and all night.
I can’t get this poor dog out of my mind. I feel so bad for her. I don’t know what to do. Really, these people shouldn’t have this dog at all. They don’t love it. They just leave it outside and treat it worse than their lawn furniture. They live right behind us, so I don’t want to start a problem by calling Animal Control on them, but this dog can’t keep on this way with the weather turning worse. I’ve thought about just taking the dog or talking to the people and seeing if they would turn custody over to me, but I don’t want to have to find her a home and take responsibility for a problem that isn’t my own (believe me I have enough of my own problems). What do you all think I should do?
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
A Picture Post
The new brace.
The new brace (side view).
Pretty trees at work.
I just love fall!
Mr. Zinger
The new brace (side view).
Pretty trees at work.
I just love fall!
Mr. Zinger
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Computer Error Message Haikus
The Web site you seek
cannot be located, but
countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
cannot be located, but
countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
No More Boot!
I went to the orthopedic surgeon again today. I got rid of the ugly boot! Yay! I now have a smaller ankle brace that fits inside my shoe. More or less. It felt really weird to wear a shoe on my right foot. My toes were freaking out.
I'll show you a picture later. I was busy trying to get pictures of someone's nether regions tonight and didn't get a picture of my ankle while it was still dressed.
I'm tired now and my ankle hurts, so I'm going to bed.
I'll show you a picture later. I was busy trying to get pictures of someone's nether regions tonight and didn't get a picture of my ankle while it was still dressed.
I'm tired now and my ankle hurts, so I'm going to bed.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Kitty Porn
No seriously, this is KITTY porn.
Don't look if you don't want to see real kitty porn.
Zinger had the big snip yesterday. I thought you all might like to see.
Before
After
Don't look if you don't want to see real kitty porn.
Zinger had the big snip yesterday. I thought you all might like to see.
Before
After
Just More Stuff
I have lots of random thoughts floating around in my head today. I thought I would share them in one post rather than 15 little different ones. You all love it when I do this, don’t you?
1. Ever wanted your very own stuffed bedbug? How about a plush representation of Lyme Disease? The common cold? Black Death and other calamities? Check out Giant Microbes. I about laughed my butt off. I wish the bookworm was cuter, because I would get one if it was.
2. I love this time of year. I have really, really bad “fall fever" today. That's kind of like ""spring fever" but in September instead of April. It’s beautiful and sunny out, nice and warm with a vaguely nippy breeze… perfect weather for being outside. Not weather conducive to making me want to stay inside and work.
3. I went to the Oregon Flock & Fiber Festival with Melanie (Maiden1974) and her kids on Saturday. This is an annual festival that celebrates all forms of fibers.
There is the living fiber section that consists of, well, the living fiber – the sheep, rabbits, goats, llamas, and alpacas. The llamas were my favorites. I wish I had taken a picture of this one llama that really caught my eye. He was a tall brown llama with big soft brown eyes and ridiculously long eyelashes. He (or she, I don’t know how to tell them apart) was very handsome.
Then there is the unprocessed fiber section, which is the area for judging the wool or hair or whatever before it is processed.
Then there was the vendor section that had every form of fiber you could think of…woven, yarn, thread, died and ready to spin, as well as lots of spinning, weaving, knitting/crocheting/knotting tools and objects of all kinds. It was really amazing. There were also lots and lots of classes offered, but I didn’t take any.
It was really quite fun. I managed not to get addicted to a new hobby (weaving, spinning, or anything else to do with making/using yard), spend any money, and got 3 letterboxes. A perfect day!
4. I don't know what's been wrong with me the last couple of days, but I can't settle in to anything. I'm all depressed and just want to laze about and do nothing. What do you think this means? And how do I get rid of it to get back on track with my normal life?
5. Zinger is getting the big snip tomorrow morning. Everyone pray for his safe recovery. Ever since I lost a kitty under anethesia I get very, very nervous when one of my babies has any kind of procedure.
This is a picture of took of him tonight. Hasn't he gotten big?
This is a picture of him beating up Cleo.
I guess that's it for tonight.
1. Ever wanted your very own stuffed bedbug? How about a plush representation of Lyme Disease? The common cold? Black Death and other calamities? Check out Giant Microbes. I about laughed my butt off. I wish the bookworm was cuter, because I would get one if it was.
2. I love this time of year. I have really, really bad “fall fever" today. That's kind of like ""spring fever" but in September instead of April. It’s beautiful and sunny out, nice and warm with a vaguely nippy breeze… perfect weather for being outside. Not weather conducive to making me want to stay inside and work.
3. I went to the Oregon Flock & Fiber Festival with Melanie (Maiden1974) and her kids on Saturday. This is an annual festival that celebrates all forms of fibers.
There is the living fiber section that consists of, well, the living fiber – the sheep, rabbits, goats, llamas, and alpacas. The llamas were my favorites. I wish I had taken a picture of this one llama that really caught my eye. He was a tall brown llama with big soft brown eyes and ridiculously long eyelashes. He (or she, I don’t know how to tell them apart) was very handsome.
Then there is the unprocessed fiber section, which is the area for judging the wool or hair or whatever before it is processed.
Then there was the vendor section that had every form of fiber you could think of…woven, yarn, thread, died and ready to spin, as well as lots of spinning, weaving, knitting/crocheting/knotting tools and objects of all kinds. It was really amazing. There were also lots and lots of classes offered, but I didn’t take any.
It was really quite fun. I managed not to get addicted to a new hobby (weaving, spinning, or anything else to do with making/using yard), spend any money, and got 3 letterboxes. A perfect day!
4. I don't know what's been wrong with me the last couple of days, but I can't settle in to anything. I'm all depressed and just want to laze about and do nothing. What do you think this means? And how do I get rid of it to get back on track with my normal life?
5. Zinger is getting the big snip tomorrow morning. Everyone pray for his safe recovery. Ever since I lost a kitty under anethesia I get very, very nervous when one of my babies has any kind of procedure.
This is a picture of took of him tonight. Hasn't he gotten big?
This is a picture of him beating up Cleo.
I guess that's it for tonight.
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