1. Why is it funny when a dog burps?
2. People that put bumper stickers and window stickers on their car crooked aren't great spokespersons.
3. Those stick people that you see in people's car windows aren't a score card. They represent the people and pets in the family. Who knew? (yeah, stole that one)
4. When a person loses/divorces a spouse and DOES have those stick people on their car window, they should take the extra step to remove ALL the stick people and not just the one that is gone. You can put new ones up representing the new family dynamic, but you aren't fooling anyone if the mom stick figure is missing in the equation. Especially not when you can tell she's been scratched off in a fit of rage.
5. This year's Towel Day is super special. 5/25/12. Know why? Huh? Huh? Know why? Because 5+25+12=42! (yeah, stole that too. Thanks Sarah!)
6. Putting the little cover on my floor mat when you are fixing my car is nice, but I would rather you put a little cover on my seat if you are going to leave the greasy rag on it.
7. Am I the only one who, after shopping in Walmart and seeing all the bratty kids and bad parenting, wonders which aisle the do-it-yourself home vasectomy kit is on?
Okay, that's all I've got today. I do have a bunch of whining. But I'll do a separate post for that.
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