Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Xtra Sharp

My good friend Rinda got me started on this energy tonic called Xtra Sharp. It’s an all-natural blend of herbs and minerals that acts as an energy booster. It is the foulest tasting thing you will ever put in your mouth. One review I read on the web described it as a “having a deathly ill monkey shitting into your mouth.” While I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting a deathly ill monkey, I think that about sums it up. But this stuff is amazing. It helps clear the fuzzies from my head and keeps me alert and going for hours. And there is no crash when it starts to wear off.

So here’s what’s in it…

Ingredients:

Xtra Sharp contains a proprietary blend of concentrated herbal extracts (525 mg per 30 ml).

* Alfalfa (Medicago sativa L.) herb aids absorbtion of nutrients, cellular detoxifier.
* Angelica (Angelica archangelica L.) root used as an invigorating tonic.
* Celery (Apium graveolens L.) seed cleansing properties and antiseptic action, diuretic and blood cleanser
* Chamomile (Matricaria recutita L.) flower sedative, pain killer, anti-inflammatory.
* Damiana (Turnera diffusa W.) leaf helps to regenerate hormones.
* Dandelion (Taraxacum off. W.) root has a significant cleansing action on liver and pancreas.
* Echinacea (Ech. Angustifolia DC.) root stimulating immune system, anti-cold remedy.
* Gentian (Gentiana lutea L.) root increases the absorption of nutrients, aphrodisiac, digestive acid.
* Ginkgo Biloba (Ginkgo Biloba L.) leaf improves circulation, memory enhancer.
* Ginseng (Panax ginseng C Meyer) root improves athletic performance.
* Grape (Vitis vinifera L.) seed detoxifier.
* Guarana (Paullina cupana H.B.K.) seed used for boosting energy levels.
* Horehound (Marrubium vulgare L.) herb acts to normalize heart rhythm, cough remedy.
* Licorice (Glycyrrhiza glabra L.) root anti-inflammatory, cough suppressant, good for asthma.
* Milk Thistle (Silybum marianum L.) fruit improves liver function, glactagogue.
* Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata L.) herb can reduce anxiety, calming effect on central nervous system, dilates blood vessels.
* Polygala (Polygala senega L.) root fever and inflammation reducing substance.
* Sarsaparilla (Smilax aristoloch M.) root tonic with aphrodisiac properties.
* Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens Bart.) fruit tonic that can strengthen bladder, antiseptic.
* Spirulina (Spirulina pratensis) algae immune system enhancer.
* Thyme (Thymus vulgaris L.) leaf tonic for the immune system, laryngitis, fatigue, colds, and flu.

Other ingredients:

Spring water, maltitol, glycerin, caramel color, potassium hydroxide, natural flavors, potassium hydroxide, methylparaben and propylparaben as preservatives.

I like the “natural flavors” part of the other ingredients list.

So if you need a great energy booster and feel like you can handle the taste, I highly recommend it. You can order it here.

BTW, it comes in a fruit flavored version, but I think that tastes even worse.

End of my commercial.

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