* If you swirl your tomato soup in a mug, even if you think there is just a little left, it will splash all over, especially on your shirt.
* When cleaning off your desk, don’t put the truffles on your computer.
* Upon realizing that the truffles on your computer are warm and squishy, don’t eat them until they have cooled off. The truffle-y part in the middle of the dark chocolate one will have become a liquid and will squirt all over your chin and your tomato soup-splashed shirt
* After learning that the center of the truffles you left on your computer have a liquid center and wiping the dark chocolate goo off your shirt, don’t compound the problem and eat a white chocolate one right after. The center will STILL be liquid and white chocolate will join the dark chocolate and tomato soup stains.
* When all of the above happens, you will be wearing your favorite shirt.
* Oh, and the dark chocolate stain will look like dog poo on your shirt. And be right in the middle of your chest, nicely framed by the lanyard for your ID card (that you will notice 2 hours later has soup on it too,) where no one can possibly miss it.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
1 comment:
Just nodding my head in agreement.
Hope you were able to hit some of the NSD sales today. There were some good 'uns. I have lots of new goodies to play with.
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