Wednesday, September 12, 2007

GF = Greg Factor

Loosely defined, the Greg Factor is related to “Murphy’s Law” which states whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. The Greg Factor is technically a “force” in the universe, much stronger than a mere law, which tracks a pattern of negativity with absolute value equal to the exact cosmic opposite of the Pierce-Osborn Syndrome (aka, POS) of positivism (in which 99.99999% of events culminate in a positive outcome) thereby best describing GF as, “compared to Greg, Murphy was an optimist”, because 99.99999% of things will result in a negative outcome.

2 comments:

Deb said...

huh?

But I'm having a little chuckle over POS

CPAGirl said...

I MUST protest here! Think POSITIVE thoughts and things will come around. Be an optomist and wonderful things will happen to you. And no, I didn't drink too much happy juice! ;)